Kiddo funnies

Kid: Are you married?
Me: No
Kid: Do you want to have a kid?
Me: Yes i'd love to have kids
Kid: Well then you have to get married first
Me: Oh I know
Kid: That means that you have to get someone to like you
Me: (laughing)
Kid: Maybe you can marry Miss M. (My co-teacher)

HAHAHAHA

Later on the bus, same kid...

Kid: I need to go look for some pretty girls
Me: Why?
Kid: To be my girlfriend
Me: laughing inside
Kid: I want to go to Calypso
Me: What's that?
Kid: A place that my sister goes to shop for clothes
Me: Oooh.
Kid: i like it there. THere's a lot of pretty girls there. They can be my girlfriend

Man. 6 year olds today