Man oh man. What a frikkin weekend. Surprisingly, I didn't have my camera to capture all of the drunken debauchery on Cinco de Mayo. However, it was good times. Here are some things I learned:
1) Eating before going to a bar is a FANTASTIC idea (especially yummy tri-tip)
2) Taking left over cupcakes from one of your kiddos birthdays is okay. You don't want those delicious things to go to waste right? So why not take them home and share them with your friends, instead of sharing them with your co-workers. hahaha
3) You know Kay is drunk when she asks you for a hug.
4) Hellfires are yummy for the tummy, so are sinners.
5) If you're a stranger, don't try to get all up in the mix...especially if we're drunk...you'll just end up leaving
6) DO NOT DELETE CLASSIC PICTURES, like someone at your crotch...::cough cough:: Pat
7) If your name is James, and you've gotten shit faced drunk at a bar before, no need to repeat the performance, we ALL remember it. Also, if you're name is James, we don't want to see a third performance in the Caribbean. hahahaha
8) Drunk Kay is hilarity, especially when she tells you secrets! he he he
9) Tuna Tar Tar is yummy, especially when u don't share. hahahaha
10) Drunk Pat is comedy. Especially when his advice to you includes saying "You're popcorn is popping". But BEWARE. Drunk Pat's hands like to wander. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Gross.
Good times people....
What kind of instrument would you be? hahahahahaha
"I make people happy for a living..."
15 years ago

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or when Kay begs you to buy her cigarettes at 10:45 pm!
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