FRIDAY: TITOS TACOS AND CONGA ROOM
- parking at Titos Tacos is a bitch and is scary, especially when you have some HDC's pulling up next to you and reving you up in their piece of ish car
- Titos Tacos is yummmmmmmmmmmmy
- Stories about "okeh okeh" girls are the best......"chinchilla food"
- It's okay to pee in the shower
- floating heads with wigs are scary
- Dj's that play the WHOLE song suuuuuuuuuuck...EXCEPT when they play "Like I love you" for 10 minutes and "Gasolina"..then it's ok
- Watching potato couples dancing is THE BEST
- Do not tell friends what people usually shout at LMU, they will scream it loud and proud in a club full of LMU people
- Joemama likes to do his pizza man stripper dance. He also likes to do an ice cream man dance and a "chinese" man dance
- Don't wear a brown shirt if you're sweaty betty. hahahaha
- Petron shots are baaaad...unless u wanna see drunk Joemama come out and have him sing Beyonce's new song in the car..."ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh"
- Don't let certain friends sleep in your bed, unless you wanna get pregnant
- Some friends are racist, especially when they're drunk. hahaha
- DO have fun with your friends dancing
SATURDAY: Costco, Fun times at Pat & Gwen's
- "Okeh okeh" girls are annoying! Especially when all you're trying to do is get your damn coffee from Coffee Bean and homegirl is complaining that it's not sweet enough. GET OUT OF THE DRIVE THRU LINE and go inside...(Note: Don't tell the story to people if you're drunk)
- Leave Pat as he is harassed by an Indian guy who claims that Pat looks like his Filipino friend Jojo
- Costco is scary when your "Item" bagger and cashier are fighting with each other
- Irish Car Bombs are yummmmmmy...so is Honey Kettle
- Donkey Conga is fun. Especially when you're drunk...Don't underestimate people who initially suck ass
- Emmie is lethal with her shots
- Naughty boys and their proteges are mean...Especially when all you want is a dang pillow or your hair clip
- Mario Party is freakin hilarious when you're intoxicated.
- Randy barks like a mean dog
- Don't fall asleep, especially if you snore
- AND THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON: Do not get drunk when Pat is around with his camera!!!!!!! Otherwise inappropriate pictures will be taken. Booooo
On Sunday I chilled with Markie and had sushi. Yummmmmmmmy...
Today I went with Pat & Kay to eat Cheesecake, yum and watch Hoodwinked. Man, i felt like i was at work. So many kiddos around.
Great weekend!
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