Dear Cupcakes and sweets,

   It breaks my heart to say this, but we need to break up. I'll really miss you. I know I say this every year, but I really need to leave you. I'm better off without you. It hurts me more than it hurts you. Who knows, maybe when we're in a better place, we can reunite. But for now, bye bye. I'm going to be satisfying my urges with fruits. Hooray. Have a nice life.

Love,

Rache